Palm trees, sun and half naked girls on South Beach 🌴
Don’t ever feel bad for making a decision that upsets other people. You are not responsible for their happiness. You are responsible for your happiness.
Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober.
You wanna know what I think is wrong with pot? Nothing. Would you rather be in a room full of drunks or pot smokers? Give me the pot smokers every time. Laid back and friendly. When was the last time a bar fight broke out between potheads? Drive drunk, you think you’re doing 30 and you’re really doing 90. Drive high, you think you’re doing 90 and you’re really doing 30. You stop at red lights twice. Mother Nature produces pot. Man makes liquor. Who do you trust? Seriously, the pizza I used to deliver has killed more than all the weed ever smoked in the state of Idaho.